Cooperism and Kendallism!!!

Kendallism:
At our Valentine's breakfast, Kendall sat across the table from Ted with her face in her hands just staring at him. This is how their conversation went:

Kendall: Daddy, you need to shave.
Ted: Thank you Kendall. I do, huh? (Laughing the whole time).
Kendall: Yes. Your face looks funny.
Ted: Thank you. Love you too.

It just made me laugh. Kids are so honest some times.

Cooperism:
Yesterday I was playing X-box Lego Indiana Jones with Cooper and we were trying to figure it out together. Here is our conversation:

Me: Cooper, we have to go this way.
Cooper: No mom, over here.
Me: No. This way. Look. (I then realize I thought I was his character and that he was in the right spot.)
Me: Oh. Sorry. I was acting like I was..........(I was getting ready to say "your character")
Cooper: Like a child mom?

It kind of shocked me. How does he know what that means? It made me laugh, though.